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Lobster ceremony 6 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
In all honesty I don't get what's wrong with doing this with your food. Its entertaining.
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Lobster ceremony 6 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Long live the king.
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Using shotgun shells to plant flowers 17 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Or you could just shoot people and use them to grow the flowers in. Just like blood and bone fertiliser. It will just slowly decay leaving the flower there where they died.
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Well 15 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Bubble monster. Does anyone else remember putting bubbles on their own/their sibling's head and making weird hair styles? Or was I the only one who did that?
When I look at the clock and realise I have to leave for work in 5 minutes 29 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Its pretty much the same when you are going to go anywhere. I always find that I can come up with the most interesting things to do or my bed is the comfiest when someone wants me to go somewhere or do something.
Key for stuck in foot 18 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Oh that might explain why it didn't hurt when I broke my arm. I have wondered for ages about that. Thanks for clearing that up.
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Key for stuck in foot 18 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
It hurts just looking at it. Ouch.
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Everytime there is a tiny bit of loading on a show you're watching 13 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
I did too but then it loaded.
Thunderstruck meets classic music. Worth viewing! 20 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
ACDC is awesome. But poor Cello.
When I die 16 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Well that's one hell of a way to go. I really want to see this now.
So apparently my cat isn't the only one who does this 7 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
It kind of looks like an orange Totoro
NEVER JOKE ABOUT RETIRING AGAIN! 17 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
No, better than that... he needs to be knighted. Sir Guy Who Hit Bieber.
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Dude, What If She Says No? 8 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Wait you're telling me it's not a roll of toilet paper? Also this was a stupid idea. They basically Jinxed it.
Friend's cake cracked in the oven. She dealt with it well 13 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
I want instructions it looks awesome
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Mechanical cat coin bank 15 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Take my money
You can feel them bleeding 14 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
When your lego gets to that stage its pretty much "Fuck it you are going in the bin and I am buying more lego!" That stuff was so hard to pull apart. Lego is cool and all, but seriously guys how the hell are we supposed to pull that shit apart?
Everyone has one 3 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Pretty much all of my drawers are like that
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Asian torture 9 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
I swear the water temple always takes the longest
A book where the main character falls in love with the reader 47 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
OK, everyone start writing different possible scenarios.
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Big spiders are no big deal 33 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Then there are fire ants and stone fish to worry about. Plus some of our spiders are actually really horrible like funnel webs and white tails. Also brown snakes.
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Wish 12 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Its Addams and are you just saying that because its black and white?
Are You Australian? Because That Explains Everything... 38 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
That actually happened to me once. It was tea though. Its really creepy when it happens. I got mine from a machine so, who knows how long that spider was in there or if it had children in there. Basically, I never used that machine ever again.
A book where the main character falls in love with the reader 47 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
That would be really cool. You could do one that was like one of those Choose Your Own Adventure stories.
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Oh silly snake 3 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Aww its so small
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10 Unanswered Life Questions 11 comments
lonewolf · 6 years ago
Australia has E's
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