Call the police. It was attempted murder. Wtf?

You said legend, but I think you meant useless cunt.

If going to church makes you a Christian, then going into a garage makes you a car. Simple statement: atheists don't knock on doors.

God is a job title, not a name.

Hey yoooouuu guyyyysssss!

If I hear one more parent whining about the R rating, I'm going to open an umbrella up their ass.

If I was as stupid as his son, my father wouldn't have allowed me out in public,let alone tried to by me a movie career.

All I could think is: They really are Hobbits!

I'm not sure I even understand this meme.

Is it just me, or does it look like Chewy had more work done than Leia?

Well, let's start with the Titanic being a real thing. This is like comparing Ann Frank with Cinderella.

Making Aquaman cool is a tall order.

And this is why The Flash is a stupid character. Can't move faster than the speed of light. It's physics. His mass would become infinite at that speed.

That explains Robin.

Yes, Isis is an Islamic terrorists organization, and the KKK is a Christian terrorists organization. Deal with it.

Interesting choice putting someone who ate a shotgun as a role model.

Yes. You are the only person to think General Battledroid was cool.

Yes a dangerous nut who is killing children by telling their idiot parents not to vaccinate them. Fuck him.

Right, you have an AR15 you bought at Wal-Mart and the government has drones and nuclear weapons. Whenever there is an armed standoff between right-wing militias and the government, how does that work out? Ruby Ridge, Waco? Good luck with that plan.

I call bullshit. Taking your own children is not kidnapping. It's child concealment. No where close to the same degree of punishment. This is the standard white men are being treated unfairly in our country crap.

Remember when Britney Spears was working the jail bait angle. It was about the same. Guys just don't do it in public.

And this is why religion makes people stupid.

Dirty hands are a sign of low pay and poor education.