We need a catch and release spay and neuter program for flat earthers.

He still looks like a douchbag.

What the fuck does that even mean?

Oh... something about having your cake and eating it too!

So...Canada basically did the opposite of what Trump did?

It's not "mansplaning " if you're a fucking imbecile.

Depends on the woman.

The secret to a happy marriage is marry your best friend.

No, really he doesn't. He's a one note joke.

White?

Nigerian scientist is an oxymoron.

Someone's not having the right kind of sex.

This is also how trickle down economics works. Remember this when Republicans tell you tax cuts pay for themselves.

Said someone from New York, and not Mississippi. Location matters.

A hundred million dollars and a mansion also helps. Ask Jay Z.

Fuck that.

Try being a guy when that's ball level.

Unfortunately there are Christians out there that think a hand full of jizz is the same thing as a baby.

It's like a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Crazy says what?