Something to consider is that this didn't happen in a vacuum. This is the product of years of bad parenting that allowed this child to become a spoiled, selfish little twat. The kid didn't start like this.

Still notice he didn't say "First!".

The problem is that a lot of these are for profit prisons, where the corporations that own the prisons are using the inmates as slave labor. They have contracts with the State that the prisons must remain full and lobby for bullshit laws to make that easier. Private prisons are part of why the drug war has continued so long. And now they're being used to hold illegal immigrants without charges pending deportation like makeshift concentration camps.

If abortion is murder, then swallowing is cannibalism.

I'm really at the point that I think Flat Earthers should be killed. If you're that goddamn ignorant in this day and age, there is no hope for you, and society doesn't need you.

Steve and Bucky just need to fuck and get it over with. This will they, won't they thing has been too drawn out, and is taking up too much of the story.

Your cat's collar is too fucking tight.

I like Bing better than Google because Bing's algorithm doesn't censor your search results. Especially if you're doing image searches.

It's like a bat signal for stupid.

Good dog.

30% of Americans still support Donald trump, so yeah there are a lot of stupid fuckers in this country.

That's because people actually want to live in New York.

Is it?

I don't have this problem. I don't buy Apple products.

And as he reached the speed of light he would gain Mass and at the speed of light would have as much Mass as the entire Universe. Because science Bitch. This type of shit is why I don't do DC Comics.

He's been busy rendering himself unemployable.

Which is why when asked I say : I slept like God during the Holocaust. Makes more sense.

Ok, thank God, I thought they were making another Green Lantern movie.

We are not a smart species.

We all float down here.

It's not legally allowed to be called cheese. There was a lawsuit. Kraft got sued by a real cheese maker.