lordblackdragon

lordblackdragon


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Everything is bigger in Texas 10 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
If Texas had internet it wouldn't be so backwards.
Army of Rats 7 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Professor Chaos has grown up! Come my minions!
When you think shit is just happening to you, then remember this guy 5 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
You're like an Anti-Disney Princess! Lol!
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Most American tan line 8 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
These people are the biggest pussies in the world. Some jackass who's never served in the military acting like the gun makes them a bad ass. Like there are roving bands of pirates looking to stop him from getting to Chick-filet. Fuck these losers.
Great contribution to the world 8 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
American Pie, by 5 years.
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Shower thoughts would be really boring 7 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
People underestimate the comfort of silence. To not feel pressure to fill the void with inane chatter. There's nothing worse than someone who talks just to hear themselves talk.
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Wages 27 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Not to mention free healthcare and paid maternity leave.
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Anon is John wick 7 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Yes you have. The sequel was good, but the first movie was one of the best action movies ever made.
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Never forget 3 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
They should already be part of the meme, a long with TomTom, PDAs, and MP3 players that are separate from your phone.
White anger 13 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I'm not your friend, buddy.
Nice movie idea 3 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Vin Biodiesel
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Just stop 3 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
*president...stop making stupid people president.
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White anger 13 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Remember that the top tier of "white anger" is written as a Stand Your Ground law.
White anger 13 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I'm not your friend, guy.
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Dj khaled 5 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
You beat me to it.
Let's see 9 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
God is a job description, not a name.
Have you ever had one? 4 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Yes, during sex. That's why I married her.
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“Can I bum a smoke bro?” 4 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
The whole picture should smell like Axe Body Spray.
GTA loading screen 11 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
She's still alive?
No surprise here 9 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
My alcohol consumption has increased greatly since that fuckwit Trump was elected. It's Saturday and I'm spending my morning protesting putting children in concentration camps.
Calm before the storm last night 1 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Looks like someone summoned Gozer the Gozerian again.
Listen to the police 7 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
Sssssshhhhhuuuuuu! This is called 'Nautral Selection' and we need to leave it the fuck alone.
Beat an egg 53 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
This is how Cock Magic started.
Mass shooting for a dog 16 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
I've never talked to anyone who know not only the premise of John Wick, but the character's backstory, that doesn't see his reaction as justified. It's not just about the dog, it's about his grief over his dead wife, it's about the disrespect shown to him by these young punks who don't remeber Baba Yaga, and think he's an easy mark. You see this in the respect shown to him by the kid's father when he calls the chop shop. He was angry until he was told what had happened to Wick, then the anger shifted to his son for being so stupid. Is it a revenge fantasy, yes, but his reaction is one of the purest movie motivations ever filmed.
Well played 44 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 years ago
The middle "omnivore " I'm pretty sure is a dog, which isn't a true fucking omnivore. Wild dogs in Africa don't eat corn, they eat meat. And if it wasn't for our ancestors eating meat, the human brain wouldn't have had enough protein to evolve to this level that we can have stupid fucking arguments with vegan assholes who try to use science they don't understand to make a false point.
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