When I was in the CE program, I had a professor who would say that "architects design the building, we engineers are here to make sure the design works... which is a pain because more often than not, they are usually doing some weird design that we are left to deal with and see how to make it happen."

Band-aid

I hope, for the sake of my mind, that it didn't go where my mind thinks it went.

I meant more along the lines of: "what fandom is she talking about", But yeah, fanfiction can be... quite an adventure.

Same here for one of my classes. My friends start doing the homework by themselves, but because we are lazy and leave everything to last minute, they usually end up copying my stuff once they get frustrated enough and don't understand what the fuck is going on with the homework.

A friend of mine was making some theory about it (can't remember how it went, it was a while ago), it said something regarding the speed of how fast we would travel, and the effects it would have in our bodies. But I'm after a while he started making some stuff up since he started sprouting some other nonsense that had nothing to do with time travel because he was kinda drunk at the time; so I'd take that really lightly, cuz I don't know when the alcohol started making some effect on him

Don't yell! Yelling is bad!

When you thought Twilight couldn't get any worse, you get this gem out of the mind of someone who never really read good erotica novels and decided to see how a Twilight parody could be without the 'werewolves/vampires' stuff going on.

Mind if I join? I have good aim with guns.

By bottling them up because you are in public and are waiting for the commodity of your house to liberate them.