Sad thing is, in my case, that I have a couple of friends that would be more than willing to do this, but we don't have the time or the money ToT

Tell that to the Romans

lol
Well, it is a feline...

I've mentioned a couple of times now, so I don't mind. I live in Texas.

I am from there, yeah. Though I no longer live there, trying to pursue a fairly good education, you know? But I used to live in the capital.

Fair enough. Though, I do a fairly decent job considering it's my third language.

I almost spat my water out of my mouth after I read that second line.

Don't, please, you make me laugh XD

You smooth motherfucker

It's okay, it's a running joke by now... not that my comments help sometimes XD

Holy shit. Imagine getting all that off

Nasty I'd say. More so after reading the (8 will do) part.

Ask your bf again xD

The innocence is high with this one

Can't tell if you are joking, you are new, or haven't heard of Zeus and Chronos before (highly unlikely)
Maybe this will help http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/97033/look-at-the-fs-account-it-has-more-blue-than-users/

Nah, man, it's the Lays, you can eat those (unlike the gum) and people are always hungry, especially teenagers and college students.

Legacy, then

Those that go to third world countries. I should know, those are the ones I get whenever I travel to South/Central America