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You missed a comma after the first word there.

... Asexuals maybe?

Or Jesus

Nah, that's me, I never got them.

)': i knooow.
We are kinda similar in many ways, but in some other areas we are completely opposites... Her bf has said several times we very similar, though, personality wise... And 'accident prone' wise (if that's a thing), which is funny, because you hear more of that coming from identicals, not fraternals.
And yeah, we are close, for some reason it's kinda hard to stay mad at each other, but that might be more our personalities i guess.

The dealer gave her a brand new one. Something to do with her having no idea how to get her kids to the school i think, and was overwhelmed when she got a new car

... So... You?
(Jk)

Because of my shitty classes and even worse schedule, there was this semester i could barely sleep a couple of hours a day (a friend of mine had so little time as well, that he resorted to sleeping on campus... As in... Our department building), and the little furball would always make me company. Somedays, he would lay besides my chair and sleep there, some other days he would go for the bed, and use one of the pillows as his own.

I must be missing something, who is Caín?

Tell that to the ones that follow the 'accuse first, ask later' philosophy.

^same.

Daaamn