I own a corgi, love this!

Wtf

Maybe it's this person's way of counting down to the summer (bike-riding season)..."By the time I burn all of this wood, it'll be time to ride again."

Way more coordinated than I am!

How does it work?

Me, at the end of every semester.

I guess the food was just that good.

He loves you so much!

This is why I hang out with men.

I would date someone with these credentials.

Uh... Breathing could be an issue?

Yes... Finally Alone! Even for zero dollars.

I can't look at this without my eyes watering.

*crumples paper into a paper ball* "There."

Savage af.
Tougher than 007.

Cute af

My relationships.

Lmfao "I can't feel my face"

He's aware of the fact that the shoes make the outfit.

Solution=go buy it yourself.

That's the cutest!

One of my favorite signs of summer. IDC of they're considered a weed. I love them.

That guy is always doing that for attention.