You just know any sentence the starts off with "My cow" is going to be a great sentence.

I love these ideas. Now I just need to find a guy...

I'M WATCHING SPN RIGHT NOW

I have never seen it as gold and white. I still don't because this is fake but now I know what it would look like. I like the white and gold much better.

I think this was a well written letter. At first I was against it thinking that they have enough money and she doesn't need it but she made some very valid points that clearly have to do with other artists, not just her. I didn't like Taylor that much but I have to say, she is growing on me.

Why isn't she wet

This is not true.

I don't wanna burst anyone's bubble but if she used her own blood, they will find out its her, or km she left a print. Even if it is someone elses, they will obviously interview that person and find out it was her. Bad move dude.

Stydia for the win!

Run. I know my house better than he does. I keep bats and knifes and a bow, around my house. I go to the quickest weapon and if I can't escape, I fight. I'm pretty good with a bow.

I literally just did this. I didn't realize it until she asked why I sent them to her so I just said I wanted you to see how stupid you sound.

I like your shoelaces.

ALLISON!!!