maddjones98


"Life doesn't have to be perfect for love to be extraordinary."

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For the love of god, next time hit both! 8 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
"We're here to train."
"What, like Rocky?"
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3 pills 85 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
Guys... take the drug pill. Then you get all the effects of all the other pills!
Anne hathaway 14 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
At first I was like, "that's so sweet" but then I was like "oh..."
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For the love of god, next time hit both! 8 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
Exactly!
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Don't worry, son. That's norm-ohmyf*ckingwhattheactualf*ck 11 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
What kind of stuff do you go to your dentist for? I'm slightly concerned...
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Finally the hero we need 8 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
And he does nothing just like the real Batman.
Goblin shark is bite of 87 8 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
Actually this is false. The Goblin shark is one species that is caught by fisherman on a regular basis on the southern side of Japan. Around 30 EACH YEAR are caught.
A few have also been caught and put in aquarium type habitats but only survive for a few days/weeks. Their meant is often dried and salted and then sold but that's really it. They are not a targeted species and they have definitely been seen more than 50 times since its discovery.
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Never knew this 15 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
I've never seen Bones! But it sounds like my kinda show!
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Farm boy proposes like a boss! 2 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
That's awesome!
Tard stories 14 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
This is the most messed up story ever. Anybody who laughs at this is messed up. And saying "tard" is so offensive. What the fuck is wrong with you people? This is why I have no faith in my generation.
All that jam 4 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
Anyone else read this in PewDiePies voice?
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It's like if The Parent Trap took place in 2014 11 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
You literally copied this story. Wtf.
I think this is a beau-tea 18 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
Mgoveia you ruined it. Get your prioriā€¢teas straight.
Have you ever been so mad you just...? 23 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
No time to shoot. Just throw and run.
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Never knew this 15 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
If you cut off their air supply, you will he able to do what you want. Then wake them up and watch them die... not that I would ever do that...
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Never knew this 15 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
Hydrogen peroxide would be detectable. Just inject them with air. Your blood stream is an airtight system and by injecting air, it will look like a heart attack. Therefore, they will have no reason to look for the injection site because according to them, there will not be one.
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Have you ever been so mad you just...? 23 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
I'm a girl and I can sure you that's what it is
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Making an grammar mistake 7 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
May be I should join.
So embarrassing!!! 6 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
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For the user that hasn't seen dean in gym shorts 23 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
"The whistle makes me their god."
A Turkish channel once forgot to add in the effects for a scene, this actually aired 3 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
That would be a good April Fools prank. Maybe for Arrow? Instead of adding the effects the release it like they film it and then the next week they can show the real one.
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A cozy bed on a snowy afternoon 7 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
I could stay there for hours.
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Treetop walkway 8 comments
maddjones98 · 8 years ago
What
Interesting landscaping 17 comments
maddjones98 · 9 years ago
How do you get in? Do you just run and jump and hope for the best?
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Treetop walkway 8 comments
maddjones98 · 9 years ago
This is beautiful