I swear this entire site is on crack

hey mom im gonna go skateboard in the road
okay honey ill just stand here and video tape. just make sure you don't ruin anybodys tires when they run you over

everything was all fine and dandy with this post until suddenly -BAM- homicide happens

got dem dreads

this person does not deserve to be in the tumblr fandom

japan has EVERYTHING

get in the game or ill burn your soul with my eye lasers

I literally re-read this seven freaking times

honey sit at the table so you don't get flesh on the couch

I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD AND IT IS TWO IN THE MORNING AND MY DAD PROBABLY HEARD ME AND IS LIKE WTF IS SHE DOING

THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

ill just go hours and hours talking about random things and I don't even listen to myself its just a big roaring in my ear

egg man be like
hey iron man
wanna buy some drugs

me as a princess

then always be a duck

unless you can be a duck

always be yourself.

woah man
that was deep

it took me freaking ten minutes to figure this out

RANDOM CUTENESS ACTIVATE

wat

SPANISH CLASS