Awwwe I'm sorry. I'm sure someone did! *pats head*

and many people would purchase it, including my friends and I.

A little late, but I think they're trying to say 'Turn off your devices and actually get into bed.' For some people that's the problem :)

There are around 22,000 people with my last name. One of my teachers is one of them.

Dean: "Pie!"

Actually it's transfiguration gone wrong