great now I have to make a trip to McDonald's in the middle of a snow storm

My mom is a teacher and she always complains about how she never has time to go

what is this from?

I love the feeling of suddenly remembering a part of your life you have't thought about in years

When I was a kid there was a speaker that came to our school and let us hold baby bats. I've loved them ever since. I also used to love the book Stellaluna.

I went to the dermatologist but nothing they gave me worked and the next thing they want to try is really expensive.

What if Mars used to be like earth but the people that lived there farmed too much and it all became desert?

you call yourself an artist? A 5 year old could draw these

I have a headache

Only sluts bathe naked

Or that one asshole that says present

This reminds me of the guy that found a bunch of gifts from his mom on Animal Crossing after she died.

Nope, I didn't even realize the super bowl was coming up until I saw all the tweets. I don't even know who played...

I don't need it. I don't need it. I NEED IT

This is so soothing

I will forever read Vietnam in Forrest Gump's voice.

Honestly I don't know why anyone would want to spy on me while I'm on the computer I just sit there (half the time I look like poop) and it's not like I leave my computer open and aim it at myself when I'm dressing.