so majestic

This is why I still wear my retainers at night even though my braces came off 6 years ago

sorry but this is why we shouldn't fight animals. It never ends well for the animal or the people.

I say both of some of these.

STOOP! I just got my wisdom teeth out and can't it anything solid for 3 days. I want pizza :(

Potatoes gonna potate.

Meh same thing

Her eyes are so big!

There is absolutely no shame in that.

They're minerals Marie

I was supposed to go to Gulf Coast University but it took them months to get back to me and their administration is clueless.

I feel the same way but about my dad.

I actually learned this skill in a class (getting my masters in social work). It's called self disclosure. It's giving personal experience with out bringing the attention off the client. It's a difficult one to master, but can really help the client know that someone understands what they're going through.

That dress she's holding is better than anything she wears now.

Announcers: "another grave mistake!"

I would pee myself