Lion: "Dude seriously chill"

They could have at least put freak day on friday so the letters matched

That's kind of like saying a girl who has sex frequently shouldn't be mad if she gets raped. She consented the release of the tape but someone stole those pictures of her.

I'd like to know how they got this statistic. There's a whole lot less terrorists in the world than americans.

Dog: "It's been so long since I did anything for myself"

I don't believe this statistic.

"Put me down I am the night!"

when you're laughing with your friends and someone you don't like tries to join in

stingray: "how did he find me?"

warning label on q-tips saying that you're not supposed to put them in your ear.

that would be like having a cancer cell mascot

This makes me so angry pitbulls should be illegal...For being so damn cute!

"Bow down peasants"

Wow that's awesome! I hope she treats you better than the first, I know what it's like to be in an abusive relationship.

Man I hate it when that happens.

This is how I felt about someone I knew in high school. He wasn't very attractive but he was so charming, sweet, genuine, and all around nice that I had the biggest crush on him. I would still date him if I had the chance.

"I hate mondays."

As a broke college student my mom offering to take me grocery shopping is a blessing.

This is a little too realistic

Blue blanket,

aw man :(