MaeBubbles

maebubbles


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Still to this day 9 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
We yell “mahp mahp” at geese. Every time we see them.
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When you drive legal age virgin 1 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Cash, grass, or ass is what I was always told.
Precious 4 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Polydactyl cats are awesome!
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Extreme sport 1 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Nevah gonna catch me!
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Soft teeth 6 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Oral dysfunction.
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Nice marriage 2 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Accurate. My husband has done this before. Lots of laughter followed as I tried to get out.
And you have to clean it later, babe 1 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Omg my son would LOVE having a penguin.
All tatted up 11 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Here’s a trial run, you’ll get soaked but it’s fun. When it’s raining really hard, stick your arm out of the car window when someone else is driving. That feeling of the rain hitting it as close to a tattoo gun as you can get lol.
The forearm didn’t hurt, but the closer you get to the wrist, make sure you keep your hand relaxed. Do NOT tense up. It screws up the Tattoo and it makes it hurt like hell. My list painful was my anklet. I bit through a friend’s leather jacket when they were on my tendon! The rest were pretty easy.
All tatted up 11 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
I don’t claim to be “tatted up” but I have a massive thigh piece, both forearms have a decent size piece on them, one calf piece, a pelvis butterfly (cliche, I know... I was 17 lol), an anklet, and one on my collarbone. This chick sounds crazy if she’s claiming to be tatted up with ink that small lol.
F**k people 17 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
GameStop prices lol
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When they both took pictures of each other 8 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
You can kneel in a saree. The pleats make it easy to have leg room, it’s not tight anywhere other than around the waist (like a pair of pants).
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Pupper is a ghost 5 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Howloween
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I hate the name Steve 26 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Thanks- yeah, been remarried for over 4 years and it’s been wonderful. Except that he hasn’t noticed my haircut (three days later...) lol.
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I hate the name Steve 26 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Oh fuck no. I left his ass. Remarried. But he’s back in my kids life and isn’t fucking up so far (one year in!)
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I hate the name Steve 26 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Sarah. She was a BITCH that used to be my best friend but then she started sleeping with my husband when I asked her for help with my kid while I worked. She “helped” alright... he left us for her and walked away from us for 6 years... then they broke up (she didn’t wanna raise someone else’s kid) he came crawling back. He’s been a good dad since, but I still hate her name.
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Cant wait 52 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
I had a friend for over ten years from Xbox live but we lost touch when I got married. I wonder what he’s up to....?
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He's got a point though. 6 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
I have all but one of my licenses since I started driving. It’s interesting to see the changes and a helpful reminder of my previous addresses. Every time you move you’re supposed to update it.
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True tho 10 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Meh, that’s fair.
X-ray of a Hammerhead shark 7 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Baby shark do do dah doot do do...
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2020 here we come 6 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
No, tRumps side is from when he went to meet a bald eagle and it tried to bite him.
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WHY? Why didn't she wanna meet me? 6 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
There’s a new trailer for Ralph Breaks the Internet and it has pop ups in it. One says “sassy housewives want to meet you!” And he goes “They DO??” And it’s a picture of Aunt Cass from Big Hero 6.
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I'll toast to this 12 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Buttered toast.
When I buy a new jar of orange marmalade and like Paddington I have no self control.
With honey.
Yes, I also have the urge to eat an entire loaf of toasted bread, but I don’t. Yet.
How to make your girlfriend appear 4 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
“Very busy” but no one else is in the picture...
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Walking on San Francisco streets 12 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Imagine walking in heels down the hill!
Meanwhile, on Craigslist 1 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Sounds accurate.
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