Did you really censor emojis?

It’s not “honey I shrunk the kids” it’s “honey, I finally learned about perspective and made the dog look huge”

High Jerry?

What a doll!

Helicopter. A lot.

Needs sunscreen- he’s frying!

I’m super curious about these to be honest. I HATE under boob sweat and I love walking around topless after a shower... this would help both of those!

Looks like dog vomit.

When I got a new washer dryer set and I got excited to look at fridges and talking about remodeling our kitchen. Adulting sucks sometimes but it’s amazing at other times.

Isn’t that Chip from Chip and Dale? Love it!

... what the fuck is this...?

His nose is a clue!

Sounds accurate af.