https://youtu.be/OPJ7ZbjsekQ

Not since I started carrying my phone everywhere. Now I turn the flashlight on before I go upstairs and turn the lights off. No more fear.

We got a piece of glass to go over the tabletop. That way when the kids hit their spoons on it or whatever, I don’t end up with dents in my table.

Make it stop!! I’ve slept off and on all day since liking this! Hours of my life are being wasted away! No productivity at all! Just sleep!!
Sadly I’m not kidding. When I get done eating lunch I’m going back to sleep too- I’m still tired.

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It’s a nice gesture for a person to take someone else out but damn don’t be greedy. I’ve been married for almost 5 years and I get water almost everywhere we go. If a friend and I go out and they’re paying- I still get water.
Hydration is good for your body. Bitch.

While not my personal preference for eating on the couch, I’ll make an exception this once.

Mine is all in a caddy on my dresser. When I need the bathroom light (it’s brighter) I take the things I want with me. My kids like to play with my makeup if I leave it around so it goes right back in the caddy.

In queso emergency I pray to cheesus.

I’ve done this trickshot with my daughter and it looked awesome!

Now open it.