Don’t worry, they don’t understand them either.

My husband would. He knows I’m bitchy sometimes but he knows it’s not generally because of him. :)

I did too. Laughed, not heard you. That’d be weird...

So, Lilith left Adam after she refused to become subservient to him and then would not return to the Garden of Eden after she had mated with the archangel Samael. That alone was causation enough to almost completely wipe her out of existence save but a couple measly mentions.***
So how I see it- a woman, created equal to the first man, refused to be treated as less than him, found pleasure/happiness in another, and was banished along with all of her entire line of existence. Then she gets even less than an honorable mention and is painted to be evil.
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Yeah... how does toxic masculinity not play into that argument?
Man and woman created equal. Man tries to dominate. Woman says (in essence) fuck that. Woman has affair after realizing first husband is a controlling pos. Man gets offended and wipes all but a couple mentions of her from Earth. Man goes further and agrees to erase her descendants.

Walmart, Meijer, Payless- all three open 24 hours.

Yes! I can’t wait for that! There’s been one or two uterine transplants already!

He ages REALLY well!

Not sure what groceries have to do with this picture but yeah... I guess you do eat them!

Fair though! If he had put an exclamation mark after “for you” instead of the dots, I thoink it wouldn’t sound so creepy. Also, maybe have actual cards made up that day something, not just “I printed this out in a rush” kind of thing.

Oddly though, I’m okay with this.

It’s a car insurance guy. He wants to insure the car and advertised by paying the person’s meter.