David Spencer

magiconic


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90's kids will know 14 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
well guess what "90's kids," YOU guys are now the parents and you're the reason we have them, because your afraid your kid will get hurt.
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Netflix 5 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
Oh, he named his d**k "your mom?"
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Keep the bees alive 17 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
And while your at it, go get it a nice comfortable chair, some music, and a nice warm fire.
Both are very beautiful 17 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
like if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right <3
Enough with this dress 16 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
"he slowly undid her strap...
...and she died. the end."
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The power of turning a flipphone to an Iphone 5 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
notice how (in the back,) he also crates a man into existence.
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Schrodinger’s Douchebag 3 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
im an proud to say im one of these guys.
*sees people are mad*
JUST KIDDING XD
This gun will always point at you 19 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
i turned my laptop around. it didnt point at me THEN.
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the dress 20 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
*grabs phoenixsenshi's dead body* *uses it as a mean shield* DRESSSSSSSSßßßßßßßßßßßßßÍÍÍÍÍÍ
Please it's not just me 17 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
i love the white shi- *shoots* NO OH GOD NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Hammer vs scale 8 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
*brain slowly dies*
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How clef-er. 18 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
I was reading it like "accord- wait, accordian?" *readsrest of it* "OOOOHHHHH
Grandpa is a photoshop master 4 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life cho- OW! MY BACK!"
Will I go to hell for laughing at this? 9 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
one and only!
Got everyone questioning their eyeballs 21 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
its actually blue and black. i found the website. ill post if you guys want it
A simple explanation of evolution 26 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
NO
STOP
THE DAMNED RELIGIOUS WAR
STOP
ME RN 33 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
http://www.romanoriginals.co.uk/invt/70931?colour=Ivory the dress. its actually blue and black.
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As an Europeans this is how I imagine Americans eating their lunch 39 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
you ate a gun for breakfast?
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Every. Single. Night 4 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
i usually stay up till 5 or 6 ( i go to school at 8:20)
What really goes on at ice cream factories 13 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
or Neapolitan
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Silly movies 14 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
i remember when i watched bruce almighty (shudder) it was instead of yahoo it was lilolahehooo, or whatever that steryotypical yodel is
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When that happens 4 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
it works even better if you immediately ask "so where do you live (again)?" after you say "oh fuck yea"
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Worlds tiniest flowering tree 3 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
banana for scale
Eat your vegetables kids 22 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
I wouldn't.
· Edited 9 years ago
Don't be this guy 6 comments
magiconic · 9 years ago
and a website called fuckmylife.
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