They were all taken in one day anyway, so the cat probs just only sat on it more and more (or less and less, If it's losing weight)

People to the earth are, dare I say, the equivalent to cancer to a human. We use up all the vials, take out more and more, until.... Yeah.

Because now everything is awkward so just shhhhhhh

Face

That's nice

Oh yeah? Prove it.
Write the entirety of the 3rd book, word for word, from memory.

Zi is shi, aka じ、し

WHICH IS IT

"you know what would be cool, let's mix a bottle and a can to make the optimal drink holder"
"well, what do we use?"
"let's use the can top, so it's harder to drink and can't be closed, and the bottom of a bottle, so it won't stand up in a fridge."
"BRILLIANT JIM. YOU GET A PRPMOTION."

I've had the green tea one or whatever it's called...
..I hate tea.
It was disgusting.
But my friend who Gabe it to me likes it, so maybe it's just me.

Well, the readable words say "if you always do w" so I assume w iS what, and it's something like "if you always do what your told, "blah blah fortune crap make something up

No, it's 3 for m and 2 for n. At least l, that's h9w I learned it.

Wait... It's not?
*checks*
Oh f**k. Welp, cya guys.

その間、私は2年間スペイン語をやったよりも4ヶ月で、より日本人のことを学びました！

20?
You must've only read the first book.

Did they chop them up into 666 little pieces? That'd really nail in the whole Satan thing

I'm here

Or he has an enlarged (or smaller) prostate, and either he can't hold as much pee in OR it is hard for him to.

Bitch if I have enough FUCKIN magikarp Imma get a fukin gyrados now you come up to mah face and tell me no one likes FUKIN magikarp