User man9 Banned

Well-stated, for a 3rd-grader 26 comments
man9 · 8 years ago
Not only did this get posted long ago, the Netflix/chill line made it obvious that a kid did not write this.
*insert clever witty title here* 10 comments
man9 · 8 years ago
Do you actually think these tumblr stories are real or even funny?
Please love yourself <3 8 comments
man9 · 8 years ago
Mmmk. Here's one bag of attention, don't spend it all in one place!
Please love yourself <3 8 comments
man9 · 8 years ago
Like fucking seriously. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO PUMPS GALLONS OF BLOOD THROUGH YOUR BODY NONSTOP EVERYDAY THAT MEANS YOU ARE SUPER TOUGH. No that fucking means ur alive. Why do people glorify something so fucking average?! Why the fuck do you assholes glorify weakness? People who actually needed this post should toughen the fuck up because real life won't treat you like a fucking Disney princess.
· Edited 8 years ago
*insert clever witty title here* 10 comments
man9 · 8 years ago
I'll take 'things that never happened' for 500
Nice setup! 16 comments
man9 · 8 years ago
You guys are gonna be posting this same picture 20 fucking years later
Oh, my life would be so different 25 comments
man9 · 8 years ago
bill gates would have nothing on me