You shouldn't be with him if he only wants your body and he can't spell.

COME TO DINNER, JOHN. WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?

Whenever I hear people complain about sauces at fast food places, I think of Marcus Johns Vines... "SAUCES!!!!"

*shoop*

I love how his crown is on the swooshy part of his hair xD

And this is how Carried Away happened...

Fucking troll

Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C...

Oh...

*whispers* I think the guests are time lords ^

WHY. DID. YOU. DO THIS?!???

*whispers* found the vegan... ^

Fuck yes we can play futbol

I watched the movies before I read the books and I wasn't expecting that so I burst into tears

Thanks, Satan.

She looks so disappointed..

It's catbug without the cat. "SUGARPEAS."

Oh mY fuCKIng GoD

Yes. Probably Taylor Swift again

VIVA LA PLUTO. FUCK YOU xD

One is sitting upon a throne of lies

Just..can we don't?

AGH WHY THE FUCK...?!?

Omfg that title though

Yeah ^ english is really stupid