Uhm. Food?

I can't even fucking read this. I'm nearsighted

Or Detroit.

Magmar xD the best comparison by far

This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in forever xD

That was the most beautiful comment I've ever read xD

@purple_sleevies Well it's my understanding that if you land on a star that you'll burst into flames

She can sing, but it annoys me to listen to her because you can barely understand a word she says.

Apparently there's fanfictions for terrible things like Dobby and Hagrid from Harry Potter too. o_O Why, Internet? Why?

My friend who likes me (and I like him back) told me that one of my favorite sweaters that I like wearing often is like his favorite thing I wear ^.^

These posts about the civil war movie are my favorite xD

Oblivion. That's it.

I'm always reminded of how Benedict Cumberbath couldn't say penguin so he changed it to "peng-wing"

"MAYBE if some people didn't try to play with BIG MEATY CLAWWWWS."

Well Beth's dead, so I suppose it doesn't matter for her...

"Friend"

My favorite was Hingle McCringle Berry xD

NOPETY NOPETY HELL TO THE NO

I would so do this.

I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY WITH YOU TUMBLR PEOPLE

He looks like the walking guy emoji in a way

He was number one

You wanna know if I can FEEEEEEEEL it?!

NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPETY NOPE.

Just be gay. You become automatically more fabulous.