My boyfriend's friend said this to me and I panicked...

Fuck you.

"Wanna buy some drugs??"

I thought this boat was fucking flying xD

He is a genius

If both sides would shut the hell up and follow the law, nobody would be killed or hurt.

I wouldn't ned to know my personality because it'd already be mine...

If I'm hot xD But I currently look like a potato so probably not

Game on..
Go play....?

Omfg

She's so pretentious...It's fucking red.

THANK YOU. I AM A FEMALE WHO DOES NOT CONSTANTLY THINK ABOUT SEX.

Burn the house to the ground...

BIRD CHIRPS ARE NOT ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST PLEASURES WHEN IT'S FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND YOU ARE TRYING TO SLEEP

"Baby Jesus? Baby Jesus, where are you? Did you finish your homework yet?"

He runs a shitty country, and isn't a good leader but maybe he could be a nice guy if he wasn't in power...?

HA! xD I chose 8. I always choose 8

Is that Sam?

GIVE ME THESE. ESPICALLY THE MAGIKARP ONE :D

Or maybe the Ravenclaws would be smart enough not to get drunk...?

Liking for that kickass title ^

I am sO FUCKING DONE WITH THE INTERNET AT THIS POINT.

ALWAYS release the Kraken

My school took our first set of them and we have to take them AGAIN.

Oh the majesty