"After the rain comes the rainbow"

To quote Hank Green: "Yes. I recognize that I am a wealthy person, in the wealthiest country, at the wealthiest moment so far in human history! But nonetheless, somehow, it still hurts when I stub my toe, and I'm still annoyed when the freaking checkout thing asks me for the tenth time if I've scanned my club card" [Machine]'Have you scanned your club card?' "No. You know how I know? Because you're still asking me, you PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ROBOT SACK OF KETCHUP PEE. GAH."

Still a better love story than Twilight

"After the rain comes the rainbow"

I'm still Team Cap

"Could you move your seat up?"
"No."

FDFDHLDSGHFUUIREHWEBHVKDUGHKSDHSK EXCITEMENT

I almost died there once

Go huskers

This is what it feels like when your foot falls asleep

This is my favorite thing.

BLESS YOUR KIND SOUL I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR A YEAR