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Happy Easter my dudes and dudettes 1 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
Ok, for the record, this is NOT a picture of what Jesus looked like. The second picture is simply a recreation of a typical person from Jesus's day that lived in the area around Jerusalem. No one who had anything to do with the creation of this image has ever claimed it to be a picture of Jesus himself.
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One Coke to rule them all! 4 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
Need I say this? The "winner take all" approach to our elections lends itself to having only two parties. However, as @famousone points out, both parties are coalitions. When one part of those coalitions shift their votes, such as the blue collar workers in 2016, you have some rather surprising results.
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Shoutout to my history professor 3 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
When I was in High School, a history class had been working for a number of weeks on research papers. The day they turned them in, the teacher accidentally left them on top of his car when he drove off, scattering them everywhere. He wound up giving everyone a 100 on it (including those that hadn't even turned one in) since he could not be certain that he recovered all of them. This really irritated the ones that had put a whole lot of effort into it.
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Electrician in the Making [WholesomeSubstance] 6 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
They know my sense of humor, which obviously went right over your head.
Electrician in the Making [WholesomeSubstance] 6 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
If they wanted to also give him a lesson in how the world works, they could have deducted a certain amount for taxes.
Because you said no. 12 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
What can we say, but No means No.
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Life goals 2 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
I'll just take the large stone cottage at the edge of the woods.
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The day has finally come 2 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
I wonder how long the Dad had been waiting to pull that.
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Broad useful Coyote 1 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
I would think that using dice that can be seen by everyone would be a requisite for participating in the game to begin with.
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meirl 3 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
Seeing all of the first three sites that are pictured would be quite a trip. They are all quite some distance from each other, especially the first one.
Wait what? 23 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
While I question the approach, there have been enough church-shootings over the past few years that I understand why they are doing this.
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Tweeting on unholy land 4 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
Both sides are taking each other out of context. This is like watching the literary equivalent of a food fight.
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Smoking meats, definitely 12 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
Why not both?
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Pure joy 1 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
This has got to be one of my favorite Christmas card pictures of all time.
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We wanna be by you 6 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
You make it sound like physical contact is a bad thing. It's one of the best parts of being married.
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My Beauty and the Beast cosplay! :-) 2 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
I agree. It makes it look like she is Belle's slutty sister.
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Same 4 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
And the girl finally knows what it is like to be treated like a human being for a change.
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Nuke the Caesar, if you would darling 1 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
Well, I mean, he asked a question and was given an honest answer.
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Suicide you say? 3 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
FWIW, I have a cousin that was in law enforcement in a small town in Louisiana. He told me about a dead body they found that had two shots to the head that were plainly self inflicted. (They found a suicide note in the man's handwriting, among other things.) They said they had no earthly idea how the man managed to get the second shot off, but it was most definitely a suicide.
For profit healthcare seems pretty legit, through the ages 10 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
Yep, thats pretty much what happened.
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yolo 1 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
Someone is going to have a heck of a time getting inside that toilet to fix it when something breaks, unless that shelf is more easily removable than it looks.
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American breakfast 14 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
Pistol is pointed the wrong way. It needs to be flipped so that the handle is easier to grab in a hurry.
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Don’t go up the stairs in the woods 4 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
It looks like Dol Guldur.
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Third wheel 2 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
I had a cat that my wife says had pretty much this same attitude towards her: "Everything was just fine until SHE came along."
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"I quit." - "Sure you do" 5 comments
married_dude · 3 years ago
That depends on how much you win and what you do with it. If its a really big one and you pay your taxes and put the rest in some sort of mutual fund, you can live off the income for the rest of your life.
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