To be fair, most of what I learned in college had nothing to do with a classroom.

Most single guys (and a number of married ones) are starved for positive female attention. That's one reason that so many guys are vulnerable to gold-diggers and abusive women in general.

A more common example: Sam goes to the store to get toilet paper. He can get a $3 pack with 6 rolls, or a 14 pack for $5. The 12 pack is a better deal, but Sam only has $4. What does he do?

I thought BDSM stood for "Burgers, Drinks, and Salsa Music." :)

The church of England was not founded over a theological dispute with Rome, but a power struggle over Henry and his divorces. Plus, it was a bit of a land grab as a large portion of the land in England was owned by the Catholic Church, which the crown could not tax, but still had to pay to defend.

They tried to set the two of you up on a date, but they wanted to make you look inadequate in the process. Note to the women reading this: that's a non-starter for most guys. Women don't want to feel unloved, guys don't want to feel inadequate. It's one of the fundamental differences between the sexes.

So say we all.

If you have to force people to attend something that is meant for their enjoyment, then something is seriously wrong.

Only 25%? I would have thought it would be more.

If you are doing it on an animal, it is called a necropsy.

Louis became "king" when he was four. He wasn't crowned until he was 16. If you count their reigns from their coronation, then she wins by about 9 years.

To be completely fair, he hasn't been just sitting around all this time. He's involved with a lot of charities, served in the arm forces, provided lots of material for the gossip columns with his affair with Camilla, had to deal with his over-sexed brother, and is now trying to contain the ticking time-bomb that is his youngest son and daughter-in-law.

Be warned, those things can drag some skeletons out of the family closet.

Have you ever actually listened to a group of teenaged guys communicate while gaming? Most of the language would draw serious FCC fines if they were on network TV in the US.

What's wrong with ketchup on nuggets?

Here is the real reason we don't have universal healthcare in the US: unless something drastic is done to bring down costs, the amount of taxes that would have to be collected would drive the population to revolt, even if you took away insurance premiums.

Haven't tried it, but this looks like a good recipe:
tastemade. co.uk/videos/clear-lemon-meringue-pie/

Wait until he finds out why vibrators were invented.

You have to hand it to OP, it's a great tip!

We had a similar discovery once, when we were moving out. Our cats liked to play with the little plastic ring that comes off a milk jug, and we never gave much thought about what happened to them until we picked up the sofa to load it, and there were several dozen milk rings lying. Apparently, the cats would knock these thinsg around until it went to the one place they couldnt get to, and so there they stayed until we moved out.

The more I think about this one, the more I wonder if the husband didn't already want out of the marriage, and this gives him a chance to do so while proclaiming his own innocence.