Am I reading this right, that the teacher (not the principal) made the decision about only one sharpener? If so, she needs to chill out.

More like, getting married at 23 is like leaving the club as you see things are winding down.
Seriously, college is when you are surrounded by eligible people that you have a lot in common with. Once you get out into the work force, the dating pool starts getting more and more shallow the older you get.

Where on Earth did this come from?

I agree with OP. I love being a dad so much more than I thought I would.

Umm.... isn't what the teller did a violation of privacy, undoubtedly against whatever policy the bank has in place, and possibly illegal?
At the very least, it's a scuzzy move. Besides, he may have resources that are not evident to the teller.

I am not sure that "gaslighting" is always the correct term for what happens, but in a general sense, yeah, I can totally see this happening.

They have gotten themselves into a relationship with someone with some medical issues. My advice, stick with her, if she is not already under a doctor's care, she needs to be ASAP. They make pills for kids with bedwetting issues, I don't know if they would work for something like this, but it would be worth asking a doctor.

A few minutes later, what was left of the photographer was hauled off to the hospital.

My question would be what happened after the GF realized her BF didn't completely trust her.

To guys, boobs are like free pizza: small, medium, or large, it's all good and we are not going to turn our nose up at any of them.

My son will eat the nuggets and the hotdog, but only if the hotdog is not made out of beef. If you mix ham in the Mac and Cheese, he will consider it.

Sounds like someone who has never had sex.

There was a lot of brown because there was so much left over from the 70s.

First, currently, the longest flight in the world is 18 hours and 40 minutes. Second, if a child screams for 29 hours non-stop, they need to see a doctor, ASAP.

The problem arises when a given practice, such as abortion impacts a third person. While there are those who say that an unborn child does not count as a person, others perceive that it becomes a person at conception. If you take the second position, preventing a woman from having an abortion is perfectly reasonable, except in such cases where it is necessary to sacrifice one in order to save the other. (Very, very few pro-life people would dispute the right of a woman to terminate a pregnancy where there is a clear and present danger to the life of the mother.)
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I will grant you that the metric system is easier to use, especially in a classroom, where you are converting from one thing to another. Also, in many real-world uses, it doesn't make much difference whether you one or the other. For example, using hectares or acres in describing the size of a piece of land, either will tell someone what they need to know, assuming they were familiar with the unit in question.
However, there are some situations where the imperial units are just easier to work with. Which is easier, measuring out 1 teaspoon or measuring 4.928 ml?

I would not exactly compare the two. The bombs were dropped in a declared war that the bombing nation did not initiate.

If it's a $10 breakfast meal, $2 is a decent tip, $5 is a very generous tip.

Google Maps says it's a Dunkin Donuts. :)

Grab my sword, put on my armor, mount my trusty steed, and head out!