But... anytime is a good time for tea, sooo...

I love edamame, so this dude's secret would've been exposed a long time ago.

I thought the title said "derp" and I was like, gah that's so mean

*goat screaming intensifies*

Nope. You're gonna eat ALL the cookie dough raw. In an effort to kill yourself.

THIS therapist may actually be able to help me

*turns around, walks away and shakes its butt at ya*

Note to self:: Must work on secret illuminati handshake

I need one of these.
You must sell me one.

That's a big ass seagull. Run for your lives!!!

They certainly upped the OMG factor with this...

This is off the Treasure Coast, which is where I live. A fleet of 30 Treasure ships sank off the coast, most in shallow waters, 300 some years ago. This diver works for the 1715 Fleet, which purchaaed the Treasure diving rights from the late Mel Fisher.

30 grand per pup?! Nah, just looking, thanks.

Get rekt scrub

Where can I get one of those?

Ooo look, it's young carl poppa!

Problem Solving 101

This. This is how you get student's respect.

Somebody call Dr. Pepper!!

Sounds like a great new Animal Planet premiere: My cat is a sociopath, featuring Jackson Galaxy