I'm all about dat marshmallow life #staypuffed

#4) "Anyone on stage or behind the bar is 50% better looking" is a phenomenon known as
Beer Goggles.
The more you've had to drink, the stronger your beer goggles become.

My reply to "How was work? "
It's a paycheck!

She's got beauty, she's got grace

Oh gosh, I just wanna dive into that pic rn

I just love the fact that this Twitter account that (supposedly) belongs to Wiz Khalifa is handled "WIZDOM" and is tweeting this kind of info.

Children! For the love of your Mother and 4g... Put your dishes in the dishwasher!!

*calls the CIA*
"umm, yes I have an anonymous tip. The spiders, the spiders, they're all plotting to kill us!"
*voice trails off throwing around words like 'spiderlog' and '2013'*

I am brave for battling the internet!

This bird is ah-ma-zing!
So sad that it can mimic the chainsaw tho

What is this emotion of Kayne?

Protons, Neutrons, Electrons
Morons

More people like this are needed in our world

Solid advice

My Disney Princess!

I had to turn up the brightness on my tablet to see the picture.
I wish I hadn't. Even more terrifying in detail.

Looks like an art piece that'd be hanging on a very rich celebrity's wall

They say that ravens never forget a face. So, perhaps this bird has seen this person before?