MUAHAHA

Creepy or what

Yup

Jeepers Creepers

I love the knowledge someone will be shorter than me for the rest of their lives, and even with high heels, they will still be shorter

May I join ur union

Well, the whole joke is that they r theives and thugs, so they could attack you

“Fair fight”

anymore stories left?

@guest_ this is another golden comment, thank you

Cool thx

Understand? Like? Enjoy?

But the bottom story is actually really sweet

Nah it’s ok
I’d probably say something along the lines of “it was their crime, so if I get a good deal on a purchase, I’m allowed to take the deal”

Exactly, but when you put it like that it sounds so completely bonkers

Potato

Like saying you have a criminal record so it all works out

Ur right tho, but don’t be saying that in front of any black people

cough cough racism cough cough

Grrr