Oh bullshit.

I have heard 3 versions of this so far

Mine was "Mistake"

In case y'alls care, it (basically, not literally for the sake of English soundingness) says "go green every day" on the 2nd picture.

isnt carbon dioxide the thing contributing to climate change? so really, you're harming everyone, not helping.

Yall'

Captain your first name your last name

Do you think you get 1 tomato from a garden? You get a whole summers worth, sometimes into the winter.

dadada.
Um

Were you not allowed to come if you were too tall or did they cut off your legs?

Victoria's secret: social awkwardness

Why the fuck would I save the spawn of Satan's children though???