Why does this look creepy 9 comments
masterweird
· 6 years ago
Don't worry, there's a breathing tube. Well, usually...
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Sounds sexy 2 comments
masterweird
· 6 years ago
My girlfriend and said this to me and... yeah, that just about covers how it felt.
How to sing the lion king 4 comments
Science 7 comments
What am I a grandma? 5 comments
masterweird
· 6 years ago
Lovely. It's time to get started then, isn't it. See ya in a week, world!
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What am I a grandma? 5 comments
That's why no one contacted you for 20 years 5 comments
Life would be great 23 comments
masterweird
· 6 years ago
I feel lost. Whenever my girlfriend's on her period, she just wants to cuddle. Like, all day. Aside from the pain she's in, I see no downside. Am I just lucky?
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Good for when girls see your crocs 10 comments
masterweird
· 7 years ago
"You see those little holes? That's where your dignity leaks out." Saw this quote ages ago and still haven't forgotten it.
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Yeah because we need beer to do that.. McDonald's at it again 4 comments
masterweird
· 7 years ago
I am Generation Y... I think Big Macs are gross and I don't need anything other than consent to shove my tongue up there.
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Makes perfect sense 4 comments
masterweird
· 7 years ago
Imma stand up for Tomb Raider really quick here... sometimes the upgrade is as simple as a padded grip. It wouldn't be too unlikely to find a length of cloth.
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Epidemic 3 comments
Inevitability 24 comments
That's so sad 2 comments
masterweird
· 7 years ago
...I don't care how gross it sounds, I'm grabbing those tissues out of a dumpster.
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Didn't know that 8 comments
