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Your friends 6 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
Fish are friends and food.
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The sun is really petty 5 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
As a resident of Arizona, I'd like to confirm this statement
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Change the world 5 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
Change the world by changing the toilet paper roll.
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Posting for everyone 17 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
Oh, um...erm... someone help.
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Just sayin 18 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
THANK YOU I WATCHED THE FIRST 3 YESTERDAY AND THIS WAS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT
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Car 8 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
I need this car
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Nonviolent packing 3 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
Panhandlers needing something to write on
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Pregnant dog 9 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
IT'S A DOGGO FULL OF PUPPERS CAN WE NOT TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW ADORABLE THIS IS
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We are doomed 4 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
LET IT BEGIN!!
Seems legit 14 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
At least it's only $10. I've seen people to sell stuff like this at ACTUAL replica prices.
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I'm the best 8 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
Well... I'll admit I'm biased towards Marvel, but Tony did develop all of his own tech.
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Every year this flaccid cactus erects itself 8 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
Congratulations, you win.
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Vsauce has given us some of his famous words of wisdom 26 comments
masterweird · 5 years ago
Yes, hunt me. Aim for the heart, please.
"give me my sword hooman, i need to go on a adventure!" 3 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
And I looked, and suddenly there was a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was Death
Vaccination ingredients list 15 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
Am I the only one who tried singing that ingredient list?
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Tough choice 3 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
Later in the story...
"I don't know, sweetie, maybe kicking the baby made him white."
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Let's see how it rolls 13 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
Saaaaammmeee.
Guess they'll make a good pair of swimming fins 8 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
I wear a 32x36. Depending on the cut, they're still short. I'm 6'1" with very long legs.
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I've only ever actually been to Cracker Barrel twice before. 13 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
Riftwall Tavern...
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Guess they'll make a good pair of swimming fins 8 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
I NEED THOSE JEANS. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A 32x36. THEY'D STILL BE LONG BUT I'D ROLL THEM.
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It's the details that count 6 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
Yep. Unlocked by watching a trailer for Lego Indiana Jones The Video Game in the gold brick room.
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It's the details that count 6 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
I remember doing this. It was so cool!
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You asked the wrong crowd 7 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
Si
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I'm ok with this 12 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
Not all of us. Just saying. I mean, even I want to kill those kind.
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Cherophobia is the fear of fun 9 comments
masterweird · 6 years ago
Yeah... it'd suck to go camping and pee on a bear.
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