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darling, there's a smile on my face, you see I have clean arms with no red. But you never take the time to look into my eyes, or even check my hips.

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As an adult now listening to the lyrics of songs I used to listen to and sing along 19 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
What's bad is, I always knew it was sexual references. I didn't know so much it was about being on a farm xD
Dogs and their cute babies 35 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
The whole reason there's dog breeders is to sell the puppies to other people
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Dogs and their cute babies 35 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
What type of dog is the last one?
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As an adult now listening to the lyrics of songs I used to listen to and sing along 19 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
Up with the cock, I'm not sure who the artist is, but it was one of my favourite songs as a kid
So f*cking majestic 11 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
He's sexy and he know it
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As an adult now listening to the lyrics of songs I used to listen to and sing along 19 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick Jill's candy
But jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock 'cause Jill's real name is randy
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My wife asked me which one I like more 41 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
None. They'll all basically be invisible on nails
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Am I the only one who does this? 14 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
I do it when I'm sitting on the couch too
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1 TB Flash Drive to be released in Q1 2016 15 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
They didn't post the original comment
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Harry Potter fan from Vietnam made this by himself, took him 404 hours. Amazing! 6 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
404 social life not found
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"Thigh Master" 8 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
My English teacher showed us these. There's about 18 more to it
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Dobby is a free elf! 11 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
Thank you
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Dobby is a free elf! 11 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
What kind of cat is that, because I now want it
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don't mind me i'm just a vegetable 36 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
I think they mean the red one
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This is a bit harsh 8 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
Whichever one came out first
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words of wisdom 17 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
Yeah, we'll all my push up bras do are push them together
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Some of you wanted to see my batman knife, so here it is. 23 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
My friend has a knife like that
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don't mind me i'm just a vegetable 36 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
Umm, a potato is a vegetable. It doesn't have seeds in it. Therefore it is a vegetable
don't mind me i'm just a vegetable 36 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
Nope. I don't see anything either
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Cute 20 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
The answer to your question is BOTH!!!!
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What did you do mickey? 12 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
What's the big hype about Disney world anyways? I just don't get it, it's rides and mascots
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My spirit animal 6 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
Well you provoked it to. I let these raccoons when I was 6-7
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My spirit animal 6 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
Did I tell you the multiple times I've pet/scratched wild raccoons in campgrounds
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Everything's Coming Up Mailhouse! 9 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
I think it's supposed to be a Simpsons pun because of one character who sometimes says "everything's coming up milhouse"
Accurate light switches 10 comments
mcr101 · 9 years ago
In some stores you can get hot dog pokers for over the fire that look like a little guy, so he has a wiener. Or ones for marshmallows ones that are shaped like a girl so it looks like she has boobs
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