mcr101
darling, there's a smile on my face, you see I have clean arms with no red. But you never take the time to look into my eyes, or even check my hips.
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Oh, great what's next an allowance raise? 1 comments
mcr101
· 10 years ago
Oh that already happened. What happens next is he gets paid per hour
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Rock me, slave 10 comments
mcr101
· 10 years ago
I meant the rocking horse type thing. It looks like a cow
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Come on elsa, don't be like that 11 comments
mcr101
· 10 years ago
Do you want to build a spaceship.
Come on let's fly to space.
I never see you anymore
You fell out the door
It's like you're lost in spaaaccce
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Come on let's fly to space.
I never see you anymore
You fell out the door
It's like you're lost in spaaaccce
He has no front legs but gets around like a pro 13 comments
Still my worst nightmare 8 comments
How Well Do You Know Yourself? 18 comments
mcr101
· 10 years ago
I've never had a dream with a face I haven't seen before. Even if its just a picture they can appear in your dream
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*cries* 13 comments
mcr101
· 10 years ago
Yes. When I went with my parents I was the one eating all of them and hoarding them in a napkin to take them home
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And The Winner for the Best Last Words Ever Is… 7 comments
mcr101
· 10 years ago
A fair amount of people around us in our town or whatever seem to say "I don't feel so well. I'm going to go lay down"
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It's not Taco Bell, it's your diet 8 comments
"boob life" fail 11 comments
"boob life" fail 11 comments
Moms be hatin 6 comments
mcr101
· 10 years ago
My mom wouldn't even say that. I missed the bus before and I just stayed home all day
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What men really look for in a woman 15 comments
mcr101
· 10 years ago
If I notice a girl with a thigh gap I find they look malnurished and need to actually gain weight. My arms are bigger than their thighs
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Accurate 12 comments
Accurate 12 comments
My Chemical Bean 7 comments
