Fat is not handicapp. Leave the chairs for the disabled

It's even funnier hereing commercials for it on the radio

I would tie his feet to the desk

I can open those without scissors

I've done that before. Actually many times

Stars are dead. There lights are just still beaming to earth

So maybe they can talk then

Same here

In the title. Salt falt

Happens to right handed people as well

That's a rat

The whole universe was in a hot dense state when nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started, wait. The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built we built the walls, we built the pyramids. Math, science, history unraveling the mysteries that all started wih the Big Bang. BANG

Is her little sister a slut

The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, beans rathole developed tools we built a wall we built te pyramids, math , science, history, unraveling the mysteries that all started with the Big Bang. BANG

I've had that happen before

Halloween*

The kid is giving the finger

R.i.p joker

Rancid death