AMAZING. THEYRE LIL ADULTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY HEART I NEED AN ANIMAL

THATS SO SWEET I LOVE THEM

Awwwww what are their namesss

W00t stay toasty

Or do y'all not do winter finals

IM LITERALLY GONNA BE WEARING THIGH HIGHS FOR THE FIRST TIME.
now that the internet knows that, how are finals going?

AGHF SATURDAY IS THE PARTY WHERE I WILL SEDUCE WORK BOI ITS BASICALLY A DOUBLE DATE AND YA GOTTA KISS HIM ON NEW YEARS

DINNER AND PRESENTS AND MAKING OUT AND NEW YEARS

ARE YOU AND TEETH BOI GONNA HAVE A THING TOGETHER FOR THE HOLIDAYS

ALSO IN THE MOST "ME" NEWS THIS YEAR, MY CHRISTMAS TREE IS A GIANT PINE CONE HANGING FROM MY CEILING. HIS NAME IS GREG

BARELY A MONTH TO GO FAM AND THEN I SHALL ADULT

IF I GET HIM BY MY B-DAY I'LL POST A SELFIE OF BOTH OF US SO YOU CAN SEEEEEEE

I WASNT THERE BUT I WAS TOLD IT WAS GOOD, PLUS I GOT A NEW LBD FOR THE SECRET SANTA PARTY SO MAYBE HE'LL GIVE ME A "RIDE" HOME

THE FUNNY THING IS CUTE BUT DUMB GUY IS A REALLY GOOD FRIEND AND KEEPS BEING MY WING MAN. HE EVEN DROPPED MY NAME IN HOT OR NOT TO SEE WHAT THE ONE I WANT WOULD DO

HAIR DOWN TO HIS ASS MY AGE BOY

CUTE WORK BOY WOULD HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT LETS GO WITH THAT OPTION

THATS EXTREMELY ACCURATE BUT IT MEANS YOU WONT BE ABLE TO KNOCK ME OUT XD

IVE BEEN A KICKBOXER FOR TWO YEARS DUDE, IVE ARMWRESTLED MY 45 YEAR OLD BOSS AND WON

Y O U W O U L D L O S E E V E R Y T I M E

Revolutionary War part two: electric boogaloo. The ending stays the same though

Nah m8 I don't hit Brits. Never goes well against an American

Nah shut up dude

XD dude you're amazing, thanks for letting me rant

I just looked at that guys comments and he's a racist extremist and a homophobe so at least it's not just me