IT LOOKS MORE LIKE AN ACCIDENT IF ITS A RIDE ON LAWNMOWER

DO YOU NEED AN ALIBI??? ILL SAY YOU WERE IN AMERICA, OR YOU CAN SAY I WAS THERE AND YOU CAN DIRECT HOW I KICK HER ASS FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR COUCH

Oooooooh me too spill the tea bitch

He shall be added to the family

HES A NERD KEEP HIM

IM IN THE PROCESS OF DROPPING HINTS TO GET HIM TO TAKE ME TO THE LAST JEDI

WHEN I PRACTICED IT TOOK ME AN HOUR BUT IT SHALL BE WORTH IT BECAUSE HE LOVES CHRISTMAS. JUST TODAY WE SPENT OUR BREAK AT THE DOLLAR STORE GETTING SANTA HATS

ITS OKAY BECAUSE I STILL HAVE MY SECRET WEAPON. GLITTER. EYELINER. THAT LOOKS LIKE CANDY CANES.

IM SO PISSED RN. THE FRICKIN SECRET SANTA DRESS I WAS GONNA WEAR IS VOID BECAUSE MY MANAGER MADE THE PARTY D U R I N G M Y S H I F T

BY THIS TIME TOMORROW I'LL HAVE MORE DONT EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT XD

ALSO PLAQUE ATTACK

FEEL FREE TO SHARE WITH HIM AND TELL ME WHAT HE SAYS

BICUSPID BABY
THE LAUGHING GAS MAN
ROOT CANAL ANIMAL
DENTURE DADDY
CANINE CREATOR

WHEN WHALES HAVE SEX SOMETIMES ANOTHER WHALE WILL APPEAR AND KEEP THEM FROM SINKING. AND I HAVE SEVERAL TOOTH BASED NAMES FOR HIM

WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU AND TOOTHY MCTOOTHFACE BE

SAME DUDE TBH AND THEY HAVE DEPRESSION SO IT ALL WORKS OUT

HE'LL BE A BIG CHINCHILLA AND PROTECT ME

THE SOFTEST CREATURES EVER SO PEOPLE WILL TAKE CARE OF US

WORK GUY IS AMAZING TODAY WE DECIDED WE SHOULD JUST BECOME CHINCHILLAS AND NOT HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES TOGETHRR

It wasn't marked the first time I saw it.

IT ALSO MEANS MOONSHINE SO YOU CLEAN UP YOUR FILTHY MIND

HOOCH OMFG I DONT THINK THAT MEANS THE SAME THING THERE AS IT DOES HERE

I CALLED MY OLD CAT BABY BING BONG SO HIT ME WITH EM

HES PERFECT THE WAY HE IS THO

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