HMPH. MEN ARE TERRIBLE. MAYBE IM JUST GAY

HE HEEEEEEE CQLLED ME B E A U T I F U L

HES BEING REALLY NICE TODAY I THINK HE FEELS BAD FOR YESTERDAY

WORK BOI APOLOGIZED AND GOT A PROMOTION WHAT DO I DO

THEY FIND THEIR HOME AND WE WANT THAT

https://youtu.be/IcrbM1l_BoI WHAT THEY HAVE

MY MOM AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING TATTOOS

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS AMAZING

QoooOOOOH WHAT OF?

IM KEEPING THEM TINY I JUST WANTED THE SPIRAL THINGYS

THE BEGINNING OF HOW YOU GAUGE YOUR EARS

THE SIDE OF MY HEAD IS SHAVED AND I HAVE TWO ROWS OF TAPERS HOW ABOUT NOW

MY BANK CARD IS A PRIDE FLAG DOES THAT COUNT

NO THEY THINK IM STRAIGHT DAMMIT

SOMETIMES I MEAN IT AS A FRIEND BUT I ALSO SAY IT TO FEMALE CUSTOMERS SO MAYBE ILL GET THEIR NUMBER XD

MY STRAIGHT FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL WERE ADJUSTING EACH OTHER'S BRAS AND SMACKING EACH OTHERS ASSES, SO WHEN I TELL A GIRL SHES GORGEOUS IT JUST SEEMS LIKE HETERO

BECAUSE THEY ALREADY DO SHIT THAT LOOKS GAY SO I HAVE TO MAKE THE HOMO INTENDED PAINFULLY CLEAR

WHY ARE MEN ASSHOLES AND WOMEN SO HARD TO FLIRT WITH

HE FUCKING TOLD ME TO "LAY OFF THE MAKEUP" AND SNAPPED HIS FINGERS TO GET MY ATTENTION

YESSSSSS ALSO WORK BOI IS AN A S S H O L E

I WOULDA SENT HER MINE AND TOLD HER HOW MUCH MORE HE LOVES THEM

SHES A CUNTBAG EITHER WHAT XD

CHOCOLATE AND KISSES

GOOD GOOD BOI GIVE HIM TREATS

DO I NEED TO KICK HIS ASS TOO