There's a guy who ended up in the hospital because he fucked a hot Pocket

Indeed xD

Because his wife is dead

Okay okay here's a dirty one
Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle?

A small medium at large

No you're gonna smile dammit, now what do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

Oh please. XD you laughed

Harsh nose breathing counts as laughter in 2017

Oh come on you set me up for that one! Admit it
You laughed

That's what he said

e v e n t u a l l y

Kiss mr mouth, that'll work eventually

Hypnosis ftw xD

Hmm.. idk what to tell ya, but I support whatever you decide

Maybe take a lil break and see how you feel when you come back then (: I'll be here to scream about work boi when you do

I get that.. what does your gut say you should do?

I doubt that, but even one good friend is better than none. If you want, you can pm me on fanfiction

Well.. I can see where you're coming from. If you leave I'll miss you tho

Ye but folk left so it's a good site now

Why what did they do

Who's ass do I need to kick

21st m8

What has occurred smol fren

No be a n g e r y, take drincc

Not today satan, not today