Because you are fren and don't seem too good at that whole self care thing xD

True but I worry about you xD

W00t also pls stay hydrated with yo sassy self

Yay! It won't be until later but I'll make sure dogyou is as adorable as realyou

Good oml?

That dog is the main redeeming quality for an asshole character xD

Also, that thing I'm writing? I named a corgi after you m8

I've officially lost count xD

I care and senor chompers cares

And is that an experience you'd like to repeat?

Bro infections are no bueno

Goulash, isn't cellulitis from skin rubbing together too much? That's some serious shit dude, are you gonna get it looked at?

Woop Woop I made some soup, how's your day been?

My phone is dumb, carry on

Astonishingly in An Aging society Assonance and Alliteration are interchangeable

I gotta highdiddlygo neighboreeno

Truly *sheds a single tear*

Honestly what would I do without your advice giving skills?

Well now I gotta turn up the hotness when I do my makeup and maybe go find goat boi again xD

Aspiration for alliteration?

helB

B L E H H H H H I N G E N E R A L

Bleh

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Well the hits start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop-