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I WANNA MOVE TO UGANDA AND LEARN DE WAE

FUCCCK YOU GOT ME THERE

IM A BETTER BITCH THATS WHY

IM HITCHING A RIDE IN MEGHAN MARKLES SUITCASE I'M YOUR PROBLEM NOW

I HADNT THOUGHT OF THAT YET OH DEER JESUS PLS KILL ME

KANYE DROPPING NUKES WITH KANYE ZEST

THEYRE ALL EGOTISTICAL WE'RE DOOMED

2020 IS GONNA BE TRUMP V KANYE V OPRAH PLEASE SAVE ME

YOU HAVE A POINT I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE A WEALTHY LIZARD DIPLOMAT THAN A CHEESE PUFF WITH AN EGO

THE ONLY LADY RUNNING IS A DAMN LIZARD PERSON

SLAVERY WAS ABOLISHED HERE FIRST

AT LEAST WE ALREADY HAD OUR FIRST GAY LEADER

ENJOY PAYING FOR
E V E R Y O N E S HEALTHCARE

AH NOPE THAT SAME BILL IS ON ITS WAY TO THE UN SO ENJOY PAYING EXTRA FOR ANYTHING THAT ISNT BBC

TASTES LIKE FREEDOM BISH

MMMMMMM TEA WITH EXTREME SUGAR AND ICE CUBES

YOU MAKE ICE TEA SAD

BUT THEY DO USE BLUFFS ALL THE DAMN TIME

NEITHER DO I BUT YOU CAN PIVK IT UP JUST WATCHING TV

OH MY GOOD LORD YOU CANT PLAY POKER. A BLUFF IS WHEN YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVE REALLY GOOD CARDS, BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY SHIT OR VICE VERSA

GOOD THEN EVERYTHING THEY DO JS A BLUFF

YOURE JUST WORRIED THEYLL HAVE MORE FUN WITH ME, AND IM GONNA TEACH MY BABIES TO PLAY POKER, AND WE'RE GONNA TAKE DOWN THE HOUSE

SO THEY CAN SEE SHOWS THIS WORKS OUT GREAT IM TAKING THEM TO THE ZOMBIE CABARET

THEY ARE IN DOG YEARS