Google "Vera Carp Library Speech" and it should come up, I used it for years and got great feedback

Can I offer a monologue that almost always gets good responses?

OOOOOOOOOOH WHAT DO YOU NEED TO PREPARE IM HERE TO HELP

.......
Yes

You scared me good you lil shit
Now I'm here to be supportive
Tell auntie Meep

Wait be real here what's up

??????

You could add club soda

You better not be pregnant

I personally like it
It kinda burns but depending on which one you get the sugar covers it up, they're pretty fruity

B A N N E D

Doodle one and get back to me xD

https://goo.gl/images/34H3cr

Clout. There, I did a memay

https://youtu.be/v6QNv_ig5V8
reeeeeeeeeeee

BRITISH MEMES ARE FREAKING SURREAL

IVE NEVER SEEN THAT IN MY LIFE ARE YOU JUST FUCKING WITH ME xD

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

WHOA THERE FRIEND, YOU MIGHT NEED TO SLOW DOWN

???????

B E P I S IS AESTHETIC

I MISS THAT STUPID CAT. AND KEYBOARD CAT. AND LONG CAT

THEY MAKE LESS SENSE EVERY YEAR WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER

WHERE IS DE QUEEN
SHE KNOS DE WAE