No but you can still help me clean my dentures in about a week

I just slept for like thirteen hours and that was the first thing I typed so now you know I'm not some old man, I am 100% female

"all the time I turn around brothers got me down always lookin at me up and down lookin at my
UH
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryna round up
Drama lil mama I don't wanna take your man and I know I'm coming off just a lil bit conceited how I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it but I'm tryin tell
That I can't be treated like clientele
Cause they say she's delicious
But
I ain't promiscuous
And if you were suspicious
All that shit is ficticious I blow kisses
That put them boys on rock rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got"
This isn't copy pasted.

"I put yo grandma on speed dial, call that InstaGram" xc

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No idea but I've gotten weird looks for that shit before so I wanted to ask xD

Either way it's gonna be hella fun xD is it weird that I'm proud of you?

Idk how it is there but here, if you don't already know someone with power in the business then you don't have a chance in hell. I bet you're crazy talented though, and a school like that would give you the connections you'd need

But really dude I wish I had that chance. I could probably get into a good theatre program but I can't afford to drop $30k on such a long shot, y'know?

You talented lil shit trade with me

I'm a she. But I don't wanna be your queen

No I promise I am xD I gave up on ever going to a performing arts school

So official sounding I'm so jealous

How long until your audition?

I desperately need caffeine but I can't afford it send help

Your body needs to find it's chill

Again child? We're they able to help?

I purposely didn't put knuckles in the title yet here we are

Find anything?