Definitely

IM NOT IGNORING YOU I PPPPRRROOOOOMMMIIISSSEE

Um, sorry this offended you. If you want to log back in I would be more than willing to have a civil conversation on the subject, but hiding as a guest makes you lose credibility.

Goddamn is he a fish or some shit

"Yello"

TIDE PODS ARE AMERICAN MADE MALTESERS

MMMMM JUICY

IT IS MORE FORBIDDEN THAN THE TIDE PODS

THAT IS NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE

MY MANAGER KEEPS HIRING HER FRIENDS AND THEY JUST PROMOTED THE GIRL
I T R A I N E D
OVER ME

Bro I'm like actually obese and your selfies tell me you are m u c h smaller so fite me
IM SO HAPPY I HAD A SHIT DAY AT WORK SO THIS WAS NEEDED

I doubt you're obese you just have big boobs SO I JUST LEFT TUE PIZZA PLACE BY MY HOUSE AND I GOT GARLIC BREAD BUT THEY WERE LIKE "ITS FRIDAY HAVE A TWO LITER OF SODA FOR F R E E"

Meth addicts aren't thicc

IF I DONT MAKE MONEY I WONT HAVE DATA AND CANT TALK TO YOU and bish I bet my left tiddy you looked flawless

I'm S O R R Y I was at work I bet you look amazing

WHAT KIND OF THIBG ARE YOU DOING

I'm feeling partial to dorkwood

That's really interesting actually! The cat I used to have would rub his side on my face and (this sounds super weird) I always thought he smelled kinda like milk. Kittens do because they're drinking so much, but this cat was five years old.

THEY WERE DELICIOUS

Is it cultural appropriation if my mom got me a box of maltesers for my bday

Aren't we all?

They don't cover international chicken restaurants in American public school