Born to die and back to December xD also can I suggest 1234 by the plain white ts as a life song?

Oooooooh I know some of these already! I wasn't sure if the songs had to be theater based already but these look real good (: lemme go listen to the ones I haven't heard so we're on the same page

Yisss

Away from their homes to the ticket office when they hear you're in a show
I can do this all day dude

Yeah the number of people packing theaters to go see you

Oh no you're not, you're talented you lil shit. Remember, they called you first

Caffeine makes me crazy and I tend to care waaaay too much so here we are

I made you a quick playlist but I'm not sure about say no to this xD
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6gaEyPdDjh0uJMVht7rWlUB1sgN9XHNz

No I really do like it!
But don't end with Burn.
Everyone in the country is gonna do burn
End with Sally's Song and
B r i n g
t h e m
T o
t e a r s

Oooooooh that sounds awesome!
You could go all the way from
I won't say I'm in love
To you're the one that I want
And end with Burn
That's a waaaay better idea dude

Sarcastic set list
Be prepared (life)
Anything u can do I can do better(death)
Stay alive reprise ( actual living person)
Poor unfortunate souls (death)
You will be found (life)
It's sarcastic, it's symmetrical, it has a wide vocal range, and it kinda tells a coherent story. I've had too much caffeine already xD

OR
OR
ALTERNATELY
WHAT IF YOU DID SOME REVENGE SONGS AND SOME SAD SONGS AS BOTH SIDES OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOME BODY DIES

You've tasked me with creating a one act shitpost
I'm taking it v v seriously

At the beginning life could tell you to be careful, so be prepared from the Lion King might work

Death would definitely do poor unfortunate souls

Wait nvm

Hmmmmmmmmmm gimme some time and I'll get something going.. how many songs?

HMMMMMMMM
WHAT IF YOU WERE REALLY SARCASTIC
AND DID "ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER" AS DEATH TALKING TO GOD

AND THAT CONVO GIVES YOU SOME INDICATION OF HOW I DID THE CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS FOR THAT THING IM WRITING

INDEED. ITS LIKE TRYING TO FUCK SHIT UP AS MUCH AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE BEFORE ACTUALLY BREAKING A RULE

IF LAWFUL CHAOTIC WAS A THING IT WOULD BE YOU

IDK MAN MAYBE NEUTRAL GOOD

I AM CHAOTIC NEUTRAL IN EVETY WAY

LAWFUL GOOD BOI

SO WORK BOI IS THE SAME RANK AS THE CHICK WHO SCREWS ME OVER ALL THE TIME, SO EVETY TIME HE SEES HER FUCK WITH ME HE TRIES TO COUNTERBALANCE IT AS MUVH AS HE CAN WITHOUT GETTING US BOTH IN TROUBLE