Real bitches suffer together xD

I was gonna have lunch at the park and enjoy existing but nooo00OOOOoo here we are

Why
Why must my uterus hate me

Oooh
New band name

I am t r a s h

It's the kind with spinach mixed in but you'd better believe I also bought poo emoji socks

The cashier couldn't figure out why I looked so excited xD

I'm a real adult dude I just bought lettuce

Lol what is even life

That's what she said

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Well I don't have mine yet xD then I'll just put the bid on Tumblr and YouTube

If you still have the login I'll message you xD do you think the admins would smite me if I uploaded a vid of me singing

Lol I've wanted one for years but wasn't allowed

Y'know I have no idea but I'll have a Tumblr soon and that might be easier

If we had a sitcom it would be the Adventures of Weirdo And Whale Willy and we would basically be Scooby and shaggy but in nice clothes

Whale penis

There's a YouTuber named jacksfilms who finds comments like that but uses them in real conversation it's great

Damnit you didn't get the reference

I belive at you

Somehow I'm failing at both

Blarg I don't wanna adult

No you're good I just get weird when idk what to say. It can be super annoying so I sorry

Good boi.
Heckin sweet

What a freaking dweeb I'm so happy for you